The Puertorican Parade Experience!

as I sit here, looking at the television, i saw some shots of a Puertorican flag, in the Puertorican parade. For some reason I started thinking of the parade, and the very few times I went to it before i stopped going all together ( to all parades that is, they are annoying loud and ultimately useless, unless you want to come out on the 5 oclock news!) and I specifically rememberd this one time when I went, with a bunch of friends, to the lovely 5th avenue, or wherever they do this crazy things, and I was sitting there, looking at the parade parading, and at the people screaming, and at the cops looking like it was world war 3, scare like we all had guns and knives and where waiting fro them to look at a bird, or stare at the floor for more than 12 seconds to make cheddar cheese out of their shoes, when it downed on me that i had no idea who the main attraction was, meaning to say the guy or gal lucky enough to be the... what do you call that, prince of the parade? captain? Godfather? I don't know, the point being i asked who the lucky guy or gal was that was going to be the best of the beast here, and the lady said "Its Ricky Martin!!!!" to which i said " ah man that sucks! I was hoping to see some hot puertorican lady! instead I get this guy!"


I proceded to Explain to this lady, who with much insult proceded to tell me that i was basically an asshole for not liking ricky martin, and hating puertoricans all together, she then, when i tried to say how much appreciation I have for puertoricans, except for her and probably all the assholes that where screaming for no reason during the parade, because that had nothing to do with pride, only with being assholes, she proceded to tell me to shut up,a nd then ask me why i had to hate ricky martin, that he was a stature of pride and love in the puertorican community, and that I was jelous of how hot and tenderly sexy he was, and how many women he attracted with his sexy ass.

I proceded to explain how him having a sexy ass was incredibly useless for the man because he was more interested in me liking him than she was, simply not because he wanted my money in record sales but because he was gay.That caused some Hulking rage in this 50 something year old lady, who apperantly loves Ricky Martin, but more so appeaed to be in love with the much younger singer, who in turned might love her back! but possibly not in the way she wanted!!! She screamed at me imediatly " why you gotta say it like that?! you got a problem with Ricky Martin" to which i answered " yes I do, A he is NOT a hot purtorican princess and B: I don't care for him and his music"

"You're just mad he's puertorican" she screamed, but this was an imposibility, becauseme being mad at the fact that ricky martin was puertorican will mean that I either wanted him for myself or nation, or I really loved him and hated puertoricans! 1rst of all I have NO problems with puertoricans, just for being puertorican, I have a problem with assholes no matter what race they are, but in her case I did hate a puertorican asshole, and B: I just don't and never have, liked ricky martin.

In her rage the old hag proceded to call a very attractive lady police officer, and ask her to remove me from her parade, to which th cop answered, " lady calm down, and this is not your parade" "I have freedom of speech" i said to the officer who ordered me to shut up, of course i did not and of course neither did the Puertorican Parade cometee president old lady! but at this point I was angry at the cop for telling me to shut up, but that was beside the point!

After much of my friends and teh cop and the lady teelling me to shut my mouth i proceded to say to the lady " one day he's oging to come out of the closset, and I hope you're eatting when he does!" and I moved away from her as i saw her call her nephew on the phone and talk about "some Dominican asshole who said that Ricky Martin was Gay and needed his ass kicked". but here we are in 20-10 and ricky is out the closset and I was always right! and I just wanted to tell that lady where ever she is, if she has not died of shock or overweight heart explosion to EAT IT!!!!!