Friday, June 29, 2007

Cheap special efffects!

Ok I am mad!!!!

If i remember correctly even the cheapest special effect companies look great when they look cheap!!! At least when compared to 1982!






I had a dream, and no not like Dr. Marthin Luther King, that was not a dream in the sence that he was sleeping, but in the sence that he was wishing. I had a dream that I was in a fight with Captain Hook, in Dagobah, so I find my way down to yoda, who gives me the recepy for flying " think a happy thought". But being chased by Captain Hook, how happy can i really be? more like shitting myself.


Now i think of getting home and it gets me in the air, and then as soon as I am in the air here comes mister "look who now flyes with a hook"Hook. So I am shitting my pants once again, one cause i do Not have the time to take a flight course so I am more like floating and two cause I can not fight a man with a sword when i don't know how to use one ( and i did not even have a sword i had a fucking dagger!).

Well that is all nice and dandy since I Woke up right away when i new i was goign to die by the sword of Hook, that is not what had me mad. what had me mad was that the yoda that i had was the puppet!!!! Yeah and frank ozz did not even voice him!!!



And although Captain Hook was a person that looked exactly like he's cartoon counterpart, he was still flying with like 1983 special effects! I mean I could see that white aura you get when you put someone against a blue screen! it was him on one vivid color, and a background that looked like it got shot in 1978 film! disgracefull!!!!!



Now I don't know who was in charge of the effects for my dream last night, or rather this morning, but I can asure you, they are FIRED!